Why did the chicken cross the road?

KINDER GARDEN BOY

To get to the other side.

PLATO

For the greater good.

ARISTOTLE

It is the nature of chickens to cross roads.

KARL MARX

It was a historical inevitability.

TIMOTHY LEARY

Because that's the only trip the establishment would let it take.

CAPTAIN JAMES T. KIRK

To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.

HIPPOCRATES

Because of an excess of phlegm in its pancreas.

MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR.

I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.

RICHARD M. NIXON

The chicken did not cross the road. I repeat, the chicken did NOT cross the road.

MACHIAVELLI

The point is that the chicken crossed the road. Who cares why? The end of crossing the road justifies whatever motive there was.

BILL GATES

The newly released Chicken 2003, will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook.

DARWIN

Chickens, over great periods of time, have been naturally selected in such a way that they are now genetically disposed to cross roads.

EINSTEIN

Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road moved beneath the chicken depends upon your frame of reference and relativity.

GEORGE BUSH

We are committed to establishing a democracy where chickens freely cross roads without oppression from terrorist organizations.

Azharuddin

I am totally innocent, you know, I'm unnecessarily being dragged into this, you know, because I'm from the minority.... . I neither know the chicken nor the road, you know....

George Fernandes

I am deeply hurt that this question is being asked after my 40 clean years of public life. I don't own a house, or a car, leave alone a chicken !!!

Mulayam

I demand a 50% reservation of the road for the chicken class, so that they can cross the road freely without their motives being questioned

ARJUN SINGH

Our policy will ensure the development of socially underprivileged chickens so that they can also cross roads.

Abdul Kalam

Yes, why did the chickens cross the road? ... Please tell me why? .. They crossed to go to the other side of the road.... Now repeat after me ....

Advani

I see Pakistani hand in this ...

Vatal Nagaraj

No Tamil or outside chickens will be allowed to cross our roads, our roads are meant only for Kanadiga chickens!.

Bal Thackarey

Chickens crossing the roads is against our culture, my followers will stone all such chickens which cross the road.

Jayalalithaa

From reliable sources I've got the information that the chicken belongs to Karunanidhi. He is making his chicken cross the road to create law & order problems. The chicken has now been imprisoned under POTA.

Amitabh Bachhan

The chicken has crossed the road?.. Are you sure.. Very sure ... Really sure...

Venkaiah Naidu

"We are very sure of the fact that the chicken did not cross the road. It's a conspiracy by the congress. The poor chicken has been made a scapegoat in this whole issue"

H.S.Surjeet

We are adopting a wait and watch policy. We have convened a meeting of the third front today. We will decide the future course of action after the chicken comes back..

Maneka Gandhi

Chicken crossed the road alone...!! If a vehicle had passed over it, we would have lost one of our dearest creatures. Ban all vehicles from using the road. Protect our chickens...

Laloo Prasad Yadav

I have introduced CHICKEN RATH, a special train for chicken so that they don’t have to cross the road.

Inzaman Ul Haq

Bismillah It was team effort, all boys played really well, specially Afridi. and finally get the chicken to road cross.

Osama Bin Laden

Chicken will ultimately destroy the western world. Amen.

Douglas Adams

Forty-two.

Mohammed Aldouri (Iraqi ambassador)

The chicken did not cross the road. This is a complete fabrication. We don't even have a chicken.

Aristotle

To actualize its potential.

Buddha

If you ask this question, you deny your own chicken-nature.

George W. Bush

We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either with us or it is against us. There is no middle ground here.

Bill Clinton

I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What do you mean by chicken? Could you define chicken, please?

Howard Cosell

It may very well have been one of the most astonishing events to grace the annals of history. An historic, unprecedented avian biped with the temerity to attempt such an herculean achievement formerly relegated to homo sapien pedestrians is truly a remarkable occurence.

Salvador Dali

The Fish.

Darwin

Chickens, over great periods of time, have been naturally selected in such a way that they are now genetically dispositioned to cross roads.

Jacques Derrida

Any number of contending discourses may be discovered within the act of the chicken crossing the road, and each interpretation is equally valid as the authorial intent can never be discerned,because structuralism is DEAD, DAMMIT, DEAD!

Emily Dickinson

Because it could not stop for death.

Saddam Hussein

This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it.

Company H.R.

It is a company policy. You will receive communication regarding this very soon.